there's a few ideas.... if you're house is up off the ground (liek some houses seem to be about 6 inches off the ground, to whre a small person could climb up under it) i would say put it in about 3 ziplock bags and secure it up underneathe the house (far fro mthe ground) ....yuou ju8st have to use your imagination...there's too many hiding places for me to sit her enaming everywhere you COULD hide it.... just keep in mind, anywhere outside is going to involve multiple baggin system to insure it's not exposed to nature, and needs to be out of sight completely, not just camoflouged... as long as it's in a few bags, and the air you could possibly suck out of it, it's not going to be in any worse conditions than if it were inside out of the weather, it really doesn't need as much "protection" as some people seem to think.