Do you know anyone whose Mother was abducted by aliens and then inseminated?

[king kong bong]

It truly amazes me that we have satelites that can find a pimple on a gnats ass from 150 miles in space but we can't seem to get a clear photograph of Nessie or Bigfoot or the mother ship? I'm not saying that those things do or don't exist, but rather that no one seems to be able to muster up enough plausible concrete evidence to prove or disprove them. I am aware of the underground rivers that connect many land locked lakes to the oceans. It is certainly not implausible that Nessie is a plesiosaur or even an as yet undiscovered specie of whale.
We don't know shit about the ocean depths because we haven't figured out how to explore them yet. Too many engineering obstacles that we have yet to overcome. No telling what ancient mysteries we have waiting for us to find and unravel.

there are many species that are still undiscovered. take the amazon rainforest for example, theres tons of species undiscovered over there and especially in south america. as for the satellite thing, look who controls em. do you think they would tell us anything.

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[bonsaiguy]

there are many species that are still undiscovered. take the amazon rainforest for example, theres tons of species undiscovered over there and especially in south america. as for the satellite thing, look who controls em. do you think they would tell us anything.

Good point about not being told. I'm not saying the govt has found anything or that area51, for example is just a hoax, because even if the feds have contacted or captured aliens...they wouldn't tell.
I guess the best evidence of that is the fact that for all of our bluster in the middle east and with all of our technology and money, we can't find an old man dragging a dialysis machine around in the desert.

[flamingskullballs]

we are here beachguy...we exist...well show you the way to the cosmos...

[mooseee]

i am half alien and half carnie..

i am green have small hands and smell like cabbage!!!!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

i am half alien and half carnie..

i am green have small hands and smell like cabbage!!!!!!

Imagine this:

My real-life view of a carnie- The only time I remember speaking to a gentleman working the rides at the County Fair, and the only line I every remember a carnie saying, was spoken in a Southern accent, "Whatever floats your boat."

[war on drugs sucks]

other than your mom, I dont know any

[CocaCola]

Thank you.

Are those brainwaves in your sig?

Edit: I once saw a program that was supposed to be able to induce various states of consciousness using those.

Dude, there is a website that lets you play that stuff... and I have CDs like that as well. It plays static basically, but really what it does is effect your brainwaves and it's good for meditation.

[beachguy in thongs]

other than your mom, I dont know any

You don't even know your own Mother???

By the way, who are you?

[yAwn]

other than your mom, I dont know any

Lol, I was wondering when someone was going to say that.