i have a dog named karma...we also call her nelly...and sometimes tripped-out bitch...she lays on the back of my couch, and thinks she is a cat...when i play guitar, she looks at my amp like its a monster...i like to get her high and drunk...sometimes i put peanut-butter on my place, and let her lick it off...

see??? i can relate to your loving to ahve your sir waffles