It's been quite a while since I've commited arson. Too long.

AND, yes Rush has kinda pansy lyrics, but they're still one of the best bands ever formed. It's all Neil Pert's fault. He loves to right those gay ass epic songs about finding magical guitars under waterfalls. Doesn't matter. They still rock my muthufuckun' socks.

Also, Toto is good. Also, Boston is good. Kansas too. But not Chicago, they're kind of gay. Also, Dream Theater is good. Also, Brian Adams. Also, Black-Eyed Peas. Also, The Brian Setzer Orchestra. And Tiffany had that one pretty okay single "I think we're alone now". Also, Baltimora has got to have the best hit single of all time "Tarzan Boy". I just realized how gay of a song title that is. Oh well, it still is the shit. I just remember this one kickass band I saw who played "Take on me" by A-Ha on the steel drums. It was fucking rad. Also, I beat God of War on medium, now I'm playing it on extra hard and holy shit the badguys are buff as hell. Also, I miss the days of Britney Spears being hot. Also, why the fuck is Ass-ly Simpson still making music? Milli Vanilli got exposed for lip-syncing, and they had to give back their Grammy and they stopped making music. Well, actually, they tried to keep making music, except they went legit and they sucked ass. Also, Billy Joel is pretty good too. Especially "For the Longest Time". Also, Billy Idol's a fag. Also, so is George Michael. But I can't figure out who's gayer. I'm guessing Billy. If you didn't read all this, you're an idiot. I have a cat. His name's Sir Waffle. I named him when I was like 5. But it's great, because not only does he sit on my throne (drum chair) we just call him Sir. So my friends are over and I'm like, "Here's your food, Sir." Goddamn he is one cool cat. He's also slightly cross-eyed. I really have trouble killing. Although, I'm not vegitarian. I realized it back in fourth grade. I stepped on what I thought was a curled up crunchy leaf. Turns out, it was a slug. I seriously almost cried. I felt SO fucking bad. There is one thing I can kill without mercy. And that is fleas. The little fuckers try to just eat up my kitty. He gets meds for it, but it's not quite enough. If I find one on him I just take it betwixt my fingers and squeeze. You gotta make sure it's bone against bone, otherwise they'll just come out fine. And last but not least, fuck Christopher Columbus.