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[Funkamander]

It's been quite a while since I've commited arson. Too long.

AND, yes Rush has kinda pansy lyrics, but they're still one of the best bands ever formed. It's all Neil Pert's fault. He loves to right those gay ass epic songs about finding magical guitars under waterfalls. Doesn't matter. They still rock my muthufuckun' socks.

Also, Toto is good. Also, Boston is good. Kansas too. But not Chicago, they're kind of gay. Also, Dream Theater is good. Also, Brian Adams. Also, Black-Eyed Peas. Also, The Brian Setzer Orchestra. And Tiffany had that one pretty okay single "I think we're alone now". Also, Baltimora has got to have the best hit single of all time "Tarzan Boy". I just realized how gay of a song title that is. Oh well, it still is the shit. I just remember this one kickass band I saw who played "Take on me" by A-Ha on the steel drums. It was fucking rad. Also, I beat God of War on medium, now I'm playing it on extra hard and holy shit the badguys are buff as hell. Also, I miss the days of Britney Spears being hot. Also, why the fuck is Ass-ly Simpson still making music? Milli Vanilli got exposed for lip-syncing, and they had to give back their Grammy and they stopped making music. Well, actually, they tried to keep making music, except they went legit and they sucked ass. Also, Billy Joel is pretty good too. Especially "For the Longest Time". Also, Billy Idol's a fag. Also, so is George Michael. But I can't figure out who's gayer. I'm guessing Billy. If you didn't read all this, you're an idiot. I have a cat. His name's Sir Waffle. I named him when I was like 5. But it's great, because not only does he sit on my throne (drum chair) we just call him Sir. So my friends are over and I'm like, "Here's your food, Sir." Goddamn he is one cool cat. He's also slightly cross-eyed. I really have trouble killing. Although, I'm not vegitarian. I realized it back in fourth grade. I stepped on what I thought was a curled up crunchy leaf. Turns out, it was a slug. I seriously almost cried. I felt SO fucking bad. There is one thing I can kill without mercy. And that is fleas. The little fuckers try to just eat up my kitty. He gets meds for it, but it's not quite enough. If I find one on him I just take it betwixt my fingers and squeeze. You gotta make sure it's bone against bone, otherwise they'll just come out fine. And last but not least, fuck Christopher Columbus.

Funkamander Reviewed by Funkamander on 12-02-2005. post here if you feel you can't make a contribution. what's going through your head right now? Rating: 5

[Omni05]

Funkamander, you are my hero.

[Omni05]

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[flamingskullballs]

i have a dog named karma...we also call her nelly...and sometimes tripped-out bitch...she lays on the back of my couch, and thinks she is a cat...when i play guitar, she looks at my amp like its a monster...i like to get her high and drunk...sometimes i put peanut-butter on my place, and let her lick it off...

see??? i can relate to your loving to ahve your sir waffles

[Funkamander]

Yeah, Sir, WAY back in the day, would fetch. It was the coolest thing in the world. This little pink hair dealy. Also, the first day we had him, we left out a bowl of dry food.

Next morning, a nice big steamer right on top. I guess he likes wet food.

Ooh, AND, we did this thing with him where you put a little cat box thing on the toilet rim, with a hole in the middle. And you keep making the whole bigger unitl finally, your cat's shitting in the toilet! We got him down to just one more size to cut out, when he just started shitting where his litterbox used to be.

But yeah. I know it's true love because he's shat and pissed on damn near everything I own at one point or another, and I still love him like a child.

And also, yes, I am your hero. Hell, I'm MY hero!

[king kong bong]

this thread is bollocks.

[Ganj]

your not even from europe! your a phony! a great, big phony!!

[king kong bong]

hey mate close your north before ye get a watford round your chevy.

[Ganj]

hey mate close your north before ye get a watford round your chevy.

i don't know how you phonies get down, but us dirty south boys keep it street, nigga!

[FunkyMonkey]

I WANT A JOINT IT SUCKS BEING OUT OF SMOKE, ID DO ANYHTING (ALMOST) EVEN GO TO CHURCH FOR A JOINT RIGHT NOW " screams "

They have joints at church?? Let us pray......