That sounds gross man!

When my dad first caught me snagging whiskey from his cabinet, he asked me, "so what do you mix it with?", I would just shoot it straight so instead of sounding like drunk, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Milk!" He gave me the strangest look I have ever seen...

The worst drink I have made, was when I was PISSED drunk in the back seat of my buddies car, and in a big 7-11 plastic cup, I had Jim Beam bourban, mixed with coca-cola, mixed with some beer. I tell ya, I was so sick in the morning. Tasted good at the time though