There was this guy who robbed someone i know (we'll call him Joe), and all he robbed was £5, but Joe was well pissed off. So he found the guy who robbed him and shouts over to him to give him his money back, but the dude runs off, so Joe runs after him and hits him with the bar up his sleeve, the guy hits the deck and Joe pulls the bar out and puts it under his throat while punching him in the face.
He won't be robbing Joe again, will he.