Quote Originally Posted by Funkamander
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FUCK CAPITALISM!

Seriously, though, it fucking blows.

I steal from stores whenever the fuck I please. For two good reasons. First, I get material goods for no cost. Secondly, I help discourage capitalism, which is something I am passionate about. Hobos, anyone?

Eventually, I would LOVE to have utter chaos in the marketplace. Hordes of people running around snatching whatever they can find. There's no hope in stopping them, they're everywhere! You chase one down, only to see a much bigger thief making off with a cartload of TVs.

And eventually, the executives, the stockholders, the FATCATS, all realize their backwards-ass system is about as useful as a dead emu. Money is useless now, fuckers!

And so, out of the ashes, rises a new system. Perhaps it isn't perfect, but it's certainly a foot in the right direction. And, though I'm quite UNreligious, I say we take after Jesus and go Communist.

When we're children, we are strongly encouraged to share. Don't fight over it, play with it together! Nobody gets shafted, evreybody wins.

But then, we hit the dreaded "working age"! Time to throw away all that immature hooey about team-playing, now it's EVERY MOTHERFUCKER FOR HIMSELF! RUN BITCH RUUUUUN! *Sniff* What's that smell?

And before you start taking examples of Communism from the Soviets, let me say they were NOT Communists. That was pure, unadulterated Dictatorship.


But for all ye faithfull Cappies, just keep one thing in mind.

ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.
Pure communism has really never worked, look at the sorry shape of North Korea, Cuba, and the former Soviet Republic. Our current economy is not pure capitalism either, its a mixed economy with some benefits of socialism and some bennefits of capitalism. Socialism is ok. Communism, which is a very EXTREME form of socialism, is not what you think it is obviously. Communism calls for a world wide revolution and not a peaceful one at that(just look at how the Soviet Union, North Korea, and Cuba became communist states)

If the U.S. went to communism, things would fall apart, because frankly people are not equal, in terms of rights they should be, but not in financial terms. Like it or not, those big corporations didn't just sit around in their beginnings to make money, they went out and took a risk and it paid off. In communism, you get what your stuck with, the status quo. Meaning you won't get a fancy TV or anything, you'll get generic crap and thats about it. The government would control all business, so sorry you can't start your own if you get an ichin to start a pizza shop. Also, money is a big problem in communism as even if your extremely skilled at whatever you do, your not going to get paid more, you'll probably receive the same pay as someone selling hot dogs out of a cart on the streets. Add to that, in communism, you don't own anything, the government owns your house, your car, everything. That would be great time huh?