stealing

[UIowaHawk17]

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FUCK CAPITALISM!

Seriously, though, it fucking blows.

I steal from stores whenever the fuck I please. For two good reasons. First, I get material goods for no cost. Secondly, I help discourage capitalism, which is something I am passionate about. Hobos, anyone?

Eventually, I would LOVE to have utter chaos in the marketplace. Hordes of people running around snatching whatever they can find. There's no hope in stopping them, they're everywhere! You chase one down, only to see a much bigger thief making off with a cartload of TVs.

And eventually, the executives, the stockholders, the FATCATS, all realize their backwards-ass system is about as useful as a dead emu. Money is useless now, fuckers!

And so, out of the ashes, rises a new system. Perhaps it isn't perfect, but it's certainly a foot in the right direction. And, though I'm quite UNreligious, I say we take after Jesus and go Communist.

When we're children, we are strongly encouraged to share. Don't fight over it, play with it together! Nobody gets shafted, evreybody wins.

But then, we hit the dreaded "working age"! Time to throw away all that immature hooey about team-playing, now it's EVERY MOTHERFUCKER FOR HIMSELF! RUN BITCH RUUUUUN! *Sniff* What's that smell?

And before you start taking examples of Communism from the Soviets, let me say they were NOT Communists. That was pure, unadulterated Dictatorship.


But for all ye faithfull Cappies, just keep one thing in mind.

ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.

Pure communism has really never worked, look at the sorry shape of North Korea, Cuba, and the former Soviet Republic. Our current economy is not pure capitalism either, its a mixed economy with some benefits of socialism and some bennefits of capitalism. Socialism is ok. Communism, which is a very EXTREME form of socialism, is not what you think it is obviously. Communism calls for a world wide revolution and not a peaceful one at that(just look at how the Soviet Union, North Korea, and Cuba became communist states)

If the U.S. went to communism, things would fall apart, because frankly people are not equal, in terms of rights they should be, but not in financial terms. Like it or not, those big corporations didn't just sit around in their beginnings to make money, they went out and took a risk and it paid off. In communism, you get what your stuck with, the status quo. Meaning you won't get a fancy TV or anything, you'll get generic crap and thats about it. The government would control all business, so sorry you can't start your own if you get an ichin to start a pizza shop. Also, money is a big problem in communism as even if your extremely skilled at whatever you do, your not going to get paid more, you'll probably receive the same pay as someone selling hot dogs out of a cart on the streets. Add to that, in communism, you don't own anything, the government owns your house, your car, everything. That would be great time huh?

UIowaHawk17 Reviewed by UIowaHawk17 on 11-30-2005. stealing does anyone else love stealing stuff - i do Rating: 5

[emg]

No, stealing random things does not make it ok. That company had to spend their money to produce that item, by which i mean they pay their employees and the other companies that get them resources. By stealing that item, you pretty much give the company a loss, which hurts(not in a major way) but when you combine all the theft that takes place in this country, it results in millions of dollars worth of merchandise lost. The company isn't going to pay for that loss, the people actually paying for it will by taking on the extra cost after they raise the price to make up for losses.

that's actually incorrect. when you steal from a company, they write off their losses at the end of the year, and they get that money right back. so companies don't really give a flying fuck. i worked at macy's for 2 years and i was pretty close to one of the "undercover security" and he told me all about it. he told me that most theft is internal and they only catch about 10% of thieves. these companies are insured so it doesn't really matter.

[fikusroot]

well ive been caught stealing, once, when i was 5. I enjoy stealing, its just as simple as that. When i want something and i dont want to pay for it i just walk right through the door. And if I get by its mine all mine. and i love janes addiction.

[ladyM]

Thanks, now im up to speed again

[Trichome Creator]

Thanks, now im up to speed again

You never awnsered my question. Did you wanna see my pee pee?

[BizzleLuvin]

i sure do. i know its wrong, but i get a thrill out of new stuff that i didnt pay for, and an adrenaline rush from the persuit. i steal little things, like money, lip gloss, pipes and bowls, pens, earrings, etc. mostly from other people-not from stores.
its a very bad habit of mine.when i see the opportunity, i take it. i have yet to be cought. it started in middle school, taking meaningless things like pencils and whiteboard markers...over the years i have moved on to things of more value. i really dont steal because i need things...but because i WEANT them and i cant help but take the opportunity when i see it. so lock me up!

[Ganj]

i used to steal a lot back in the day. back when i was into card games, i used to steal boxes of cards at a time, which is like fourty-eight packs. it was bad. everytime i'd get caught there'd be a period of sobriety and control, but whenever i couldn't get the cash - i'd be right back at the store. eventually, the cops were called on me, by none other than my own father. i spent a day or two in jail before my friends put up the bail. it's been about eight months since then and, i've only stolen a few small items. a small mason jar from work and a lizard that flashed three lights simultaneously. nothing big or valuable, unless it's sentimental value you count, in which case, the store owes me some change. know what i'm saying?

i'd steal because it was convenient - it was always an impulsive decision for me, which in my latter years of thievery became more apparent, when i began to steal from family. i wasn't trusted, which further threw me into a dark corner. instead of trying to earn my trust back, i chose the easy way - steal it! soon, everyone owed me. i was a victim.

every now and again, i'll take someone's candybar out of the refrigerator, but other than that, i'm clean. i just haven't had the temptation anymore. it seems to me that it would hurt me more than them if i stole something, now. karma can be your best-friend or your greatest enemy. it's your choice.

[MudFu]

Originally Posted by Bman719
You all make me sick. All of the people like you give bad names to stoners.... I hope all you thiefs die miserable, horribly painful deaths..

Haha thats funny. Thats like saying only stoners steal. I heard a lot of bad about stoners before but stealing wasn't one of it.

[Unregistered Felon]

Well see the screen name for the short version.
I used to steal for a living.
I did have honor though, no freinds or family.
They had no clue of course.
A good thief will never let anyone know.
There have been very succesful thieves throughout history.
Some have lived in the best neighborhoods and had excellent families.
I was mostly into Auto theft, one of the easiest thefts(back in the day not now)
I could steal someones car while they were watching.
I once stole a mans car while he watched from his living room.
By the time he got to his driveway I was leaving in his car.
Theft is very profitable, little to no cost and mucho money to be made.
Beware though, Karma will get you in the end!
After being a car thief for almost ten years, I got caught.
The police knew what I was doing but could not catch me.
Car theives are very hard to catch.(pros anyways)
Most of the theft that has been talked about here is small time.
There are rings of thieves that work places like walmart, k-mart, so on...
They are the ones that cost the most money.
Oddly enough though, small timers are more likely to be caught.
Stealing once or twice is more risky than doing it profesionally.
Joy riders and kleptos get busted all the time.
Pros dont.
Ya can flame me all ya want, you kids got nothing on a nice stint in jail.
Have fun folks.
Dont steal though IT WILL GET YOU CAUGHT ONE DAY!

Felon

[ladyM]

You never awnsered my question. Did you wanna see my pee pee?

only if you can piss your name in the snow.