i gotta go take a dump

[tokosan]

ur more than that, u sack of shit.

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

tokosan Reviewed by tokosan on 11-30-2005. i gotta go take a dump probably be out for a couple of weeks... prey for me Rating: 5

[st0n3r]

yes and please explain if u r a dolphin........if u r that explains of how fucking stupid u r........if ur not............im still worried about ur sexuallity.

[Doobie Snax]

i'm just worried about why he knows so much about dolphin cock

[dark0ne]

hope evrything comes out ok, in the end.

[st0n3r]

i'm just worried about why he knows so much about dolphin cock

prob cuz hes a sperm whale, interacts with all the marine life.

[Trichome Creator]

I don't get it. This dumbass posts a thread telling us all that he has to take a shit and it gets mad hits. I post a thread about making armor peircing bullets and war gases and noone gives two shits. Go figure.

[rastabill89]

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

hahaha lmao

[Reefer Rogue]

*Prays*

[dark0ne]

I don't get it. This dumbass posts a thread telling us all that he has to take a shit and it gets mad hits. I post a thread about making armor peircing bullets and war gases and noone gives two shits. Go figure.

armor peircing bullets! WHAT? WHERE? HERE? damn it i miss all the good stuff.

[Trichome Creator]

armor peircing bullets! WHAT? WHERE? HERE? damn it i miss all the good stuff.

There you go my little anarchist.

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