i like stoner stories...a lot...

one time i was hunting, and there was a buck, but a hay bale was in the way...so i put the gun on top of my shoulder...but then i thought to myself "i cannot aim this way" so i took a bunch of straw from the bales, and glued it so its one big stiff stick...then i tied it to the end of the barrel of my gun, and used the stiff straw to make a visual path to see were the bullet would go, touched the straw to head of the deer, and let loose...