Oh man last night was CRAZY. I was home alone cuz my parents were working, and I was bored. So, I was like, fuck it, I got no homework, no tests tomarrow and no ones home...I'm getting weed. So I went and picked up some. When I got home I smoked 1 bowl and I was getting ready to smoke my second one when my father walked in the house. I was like FUCK. I got some spray and sprayed the room to cover the smell. I had to run over to the computer to pick up the shotgun and hid it. When I picked up the shotgun, dad walked into the room and said he quit his job. I was like...hmm..yea? I had the SG in my hands trying to cover it so he couldn't see it and then I stuffed it into my pocket. I said I had to go to the washroom so I took off, I couldn't talk to him cuz I was somewhat stoned, you can't tell with my eyes cuz they don't turn red or anything, but I can't talk great when I'm stoned. He called out saying that he was going to get a coffee and he would be home later. He left and I came out of the washroom. I lighted up some insents and put my filecase, with weed in it that I left in plain view on the kitchen table, in my pocket...Oh many I couldn't smoking anything else I was so freaked out Lol. He never noticed anything...or at least he never said anything about it yet. Man I never got so freaked out in my life. I almost died laughing later that night over it. I learned my lesson...for now on I smoke OUTSIDE the house. Less chances of getting busted that way.
MudFu Reviewed by MudFu on . CRAZY STORIES CRAZY STORIES Anybody any wacky stories doing a book on crazy stoner stories. Ill give you one little one that happened to me, First you have to know that weed is totally illegal in glasgow and the cops will go out thier way to bust you and your jaw if they catch you. Was on my way home from scoring one night and the local dick head copper and his side kick pulled me over as i was walking down the road minding my own business with my gear in my hand,Car pulls up ,Right scobbie you cunt what Rating: 5