Oh man last night was CRAZY. I was home alone cuz my parents were working, and I was bored. So, I was like, fuck it, I got no homework, no tests tomarrow and no ones home...I'm getting weed. So I went and picked up some. When I got home I smoked 1 bowl and I was getting ready to smoke my second one when my father walked in the house. I was like FUCK. I got some spray and sprayed the room to cover the smell. I had to run over to the computer to pick up the shotgun and hid it. When I picked up the shotgun, dad walked into the room and said he quit his job. I was like...hmm..yea? I had the SG in my hands trying to cover it so he couldn't see it and then I stuffed it into my pocket. I said I had to go to the washroom so I took off, I couldn't talk to him cuz I was somewhat stoned, you can't tell with my eyes cuz they don't turn red or anything, but I can't talk great when I'm stoned. He called out saying that he was going to get a coffee and he would be home later. He left and I came out of the washroom. I lighted up some insents and put my filecase, with weed in it that I left in plain view on the kitchen table, in my pocket...Oh many I couldn't smoking anything else I was so freaked out Lol. He never noticed anything...or at least he never said anything about it yet. Man I never got so freaked out in my life. I almost died laughing later that night over it. I learned my lesson...for now on I smoke OUTSIDE the house. Less chances of getting busted that way.