hey, you think red hair is bad? I'm cursed with the dreaded hairy nipples. very little around my whole chest, just on the nipples, so EVERY FUCKING TIME I go in a hot tub, a beach, or anywhere shirtless I suddenly become the main topic of conversation and teasing from everybody. now I just avoid all shirtless social occasions entirely so I don't have to put up with it. fuck I'm sick of that shit.