Hey, I've been watching the old X-Files show and have got this 911 conspiracy thing all figured out. The hijackers were not Muslims. They were alien clones created by a faction of our government, led by the mysterious smoking man and GW Bush. In fact, all radical Muslims are actually alien clones. GW (and the smoking man) plant these clones wherever they feel the U.S. Military should be (they'll be in Mongolia soon). The clones stir up trouble and then the Marines move in. Unfortunately the clones were not doing a good enough job in the Middle East and SW Asia so GW(and the smoking man) came up with a plan for them to crash into the WTC and the Pentagon.

Of course this is all part of a larger plot to send our militray abroad which would neccessitate the Chinese and Mexican Armies being invited into the U.S. to impose martial law on all of us. :dance: