Auctioning my Sexiness

[Trichome Creator]

You can't auction it bacause it's free. It's flowing all over this board as we speak. I'm basking in it now.

[beachguy in thongs]

Note to all serious bidders: My only penis.

You can't auction it bacause it's free. It's flowing all over this board as we speak. I'm basking in it now.

That's why I need Rasta Smiley. He's my garlic.
:stoned:
:rasta:

edit: I wanna bid 3 stones.

[BlackLabelXmas]

I dunno man, 3 stones or $100 an hour to have sex with a potentially hot bitch...hmmm...I'll let you know.

[Trichome Creator]

I get plenty of sex since I've been married for five years so I'll have to take the getting stoned. When you get married somehow sex just isn't as important as it used to be.

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, I'm gonna keep my stones.

[robert42]

my penis looks like a oak tree, so ill bid

2 happy meals

[F L E S H]

I bid 4 beachguys. I'll stick to my end of the deal if you stick to yours.

[beachguy in thongs]

Wow, that's a pretty good deal... :stoned:

[BlackLabelXmas]

2 happy meals is a good deal...but I don't want 4 beachguys. They'd be to messy and I would have to potty train them/feed them/smoke them out. Not worth the effort.

[beachguy in thongs]

And just to think...one beachguy would smoke all your weed, imagine four. :stoned: