Tall Pockets, I paid my $15 and downloaded your Detox Drink Cookbook. I found it very informative, easy to follow and helpful. Some improvements you may want to consider:
1. Add a print function to your e-book. Having the information on paper would make it much easier to implement your recommendations.
2. While I don't want to be anal, the document is full of misspelled words. Since you're selling this, you may want it to look as professional as possible.

Now, my specific questions:

I have been offered a position and the "orientation" will include a "physical" (urine test). I am a big guy (275 lbs. - unfortunately fat not muscle ) and a heavy/chronic user. I have tested positive in a preemployment interview before; not just embarrasing but potentially career ending, so I need to be sure this will work. (I know that there is no "sure" thing short of 60-90 days of abstinence, but I need to reduce my risk of a positive test result to the lowest possible level.)

1. What "dosage" would you recommend for me?
2. Can I get a drug testing kit and do a "dry run"? If so, where can I get testing kits?
3. I am doing everything I can to delay, but I can probably only buy two weeks from my last usage before taking the test. In the meantime, I have been drinking about 1 1/2 gallons of purified water daily (I live on the toilet!) Is this necessary/helpful now, or should I concentrate on the last few days?
4. You recommend exercise up to 48 hours prior to the test and light eating. Others have recommended no exercise and heavy eating. Can you comment?
5. Any other suggestions to improve my odds of passing the test?

I joint many others here that believe that drug testing is an invasion of privacy! While I believe that those employed in "sensitive" positions (e.g., pilots, drivers, etc.) should not be under the influence while performing their duties, what they do on their own time is their own business. Drug testing as a means of prevention doesn't work!

Thanks for the Cookbook and thanks for your help here!
srscbc Reviewed by srscbc on . This is driving me absolutely crazy! There are so many people that need to know how to pass a drug test and spend a lot of time worrying about them - racking their brains to try to figure out what to do. You know what? It's actually pretty simple to successfully pass a drug test. First of all, a lot of you kind hearted folks out there are doing a wonderful job trying to help these desperate souls. There is a lot of talk of dilution, fake piss, borrowing piss, detox drinks, and what not. I can't take it anymore so I'm Rating: 5