This is driving me absolutely crazy!

[Tall Pockets]

There are so many people that need to know how to pass a
drug test and spend a lot of time worrying about them -
racking their brains to try to figure out what to do. You
know what? It's actually pretty simple to successfully pass
a drug test. First of all, a lot of you kind hearted folks
out there are doing a wonderful job trying to help these
desperate souls. There is a lot of talk of dilution, fake
piss, borrowing piss, detox drinks, and what not. I can't
take it anymore so I'm gonna come out and tell everyone
what's up.

The key to detoxing for a period of about five hours is
sugar. If you take in a relatively large amount of sugar
relatively quickly - it causes the insulin in your body to
want to get rid of it all quickly. So, what happens is that
toxins subsequently get flushed from your body quickly.
Also, the sugar represents eating a meal, when this occurs
the insulin stops the release of triglycerides into the
system. Triglycerides are what carry the THC acid, which is
detectable by a drug test.

That is how a detox drink works - it's basically really
sweet Kool-aid. (It sucks to pay $40 for one)

Also, you have to take creatine in order for the test to
come back O.K. Otherwise it will be ruled diluted. B2 is
also important for color. Various herbs help to make the
color more natural looking (so it doesn't look like Mountain
Dew) and also it aids in the flushing of toxins, as well
as, makes the sample more natural and normal.

I have outlined the exact measurements of all these
ingredients as well as the step by step directions for
making a detox formula that will work every time for anyone.
I wrote a book called the "Detox Drink Cookbook" that goes
through all of this in great detail. Please check it out at
http://www.homemadedetoxdrinks.com

I sincerely want to help people figure this out so they
don't have to stress over drug tests, and also, don't have
to drown themselves in water or pickle juice, and don't have
to stoop to the level of asking someone else for their piss.
I charge like $15 for the book only because I want to be
able to pay for the advertising it takes to get this message
out to the masses. If anyone wants to get this info and
share it for free with others that need help - be my guest -
that would be fantastic. I hate to charge for this info -
but I don't want to help only 100 people, I want to help
100,000 people. So, I look at the nominal charge kind of
like a donation for the education of the many.

Thanks everyone and Good Luck To You All!

Tall Pockets Reviewed by Tall Pockets on 07-16-2004. This is driving me absolutely crazy! There are so many people that need to know how to pass a drug test and spend a lot of time worrying about them - racking their brains to try to figure out what to do. You know what? It's actually pretty simple to successfully pass a drug test. First of all, a lot of you kind hearted folks out there are doing a wonderful job trying to help these desperate souls. There is a lot of talk of dilution, fake piss, borrowing piss, detox drinks, and what not. I can't take it anymore so I'm Rating: 5

[Kronik Bagz]

so basically if i eat a cup of sugar ill be clean?

[Tall Pockets]

Reply: Not at all! I don't want to give anyone the wrong idea here. If you go and put 3 cups of sugar on top of your raisin bran and eat it - it's not gonna make you clean. There is a certain procedure that must be followed along with using proper amounts of sugar, water, vitamins and herbs to get the desired results of passing a test. The whole thing is that it's really easy to do once you have all the detailed information. Like I said I want to give it away for free, but no one is going to give me free advertising. I want to be able to get this info out to the masses and unfortunately - that costs money. So, please forgive me for not being able to share this info for free - I hope you all can understand my situation.

[srscbc]

Tall Pockets, I paid my $15 and downloaded your Detox Drink Cookbook. I found it very informative, easy to follow and helpful. Some improvements you may want to consider:
1. Add a print function to your e-book. Having the information on paper would make it much easier to implement your recommendations.
2. While I don't want to be anal, the document is full of misspelled words. Since you're selling this, you may want it to look as professional as possible.

Now, my specific questions:

I have been offered a position and the "orientation" will include a "physical" (urine test). I am a big guy (275 lbs. - unfortunately fat not muscle ) and a heavy/chronic user. I have tested positive in a preemployment interview before; not just embarrasing but potentially career ending, so I need to be sure this will work. (I know that there is no "sure" thing short of 60-90 days of abstinence, but I need to reduce my risk of a positive test result to the lowest possible level.)

1. What "dosage" would you recommend for me?
2. Can I get a drug testing kit and do a "dry run"? If so, where can I get testing kits?
3. I am doing everything I can to delay, but I can probably only buy two weeks from my last usage before taking the test. In the meantime, I have been drinking about 1 1/2 gallons of purified water daily (I live on the toilet!) Is this necessary/helpful now, or should I concentrate on the last few days?
4. You recommend exercise up to 48 hours prior to the test and light eating. Others have recommended no exercise and heavy eating. Can you comment?
5. Any other suggestions to improve my odds of passing the test?

I joint many others here that believe that drug testing is an invasion of privacy! While I believe that those employed in "sensitive" positions (e.g., pilots, drivers, etc.) should not be under the influence while performing their duties, what they do on their own time is their own business. Drug testing as a means of prevention doesn't work!

Thanks for the Cookbook and thanks for your help here!

[Tall Pockets]

Thank you for downloading the Cookbook. I appreciate your observations, and I intend to do some final polishing on the document.

I'll attempt to answer your questions in order.

1. For your situation, I would recommend 3 "doses" as discribed in the Cookbook, with only one minor change. You should take all of the prescribed ingredients for 3 doses except cut back on the B2 - you shouldn't take any more than 200mg. (150 - 200mg. will add plenty of color- don't over do it) Also, be sure to use the herbs that were suggested in the text, this will ensure "normal coloring" and it will add to the naturalness of the sample. ** Now 3 doses is alot, I know, but as you described your situation, I believe that it will be plenty for you -FOR SURE. (personally, I weigh 250 and am an average smoker and I always take 2 doses - which is plenty for me)

2. I can't say that a dry run is necessary, however, it definitely isn't a bad idea. If, by taking a test at home before you go down to the physical, you can walk in full of confidence then, yes, I would say it is probably worth the few bucks it will cost. I would use a THC Drug Test Urine Cassete. These are available all over the net. One site I can recommend is http://www.meditests.com ( A 5 panel test kit will be appropriate if you have used any substances other than marijuana or hash)

3. Drinking water is a good idea, but you don't have to over do it. Remeber, THC is NOT water soluable. I would suggest drinking the amount of water that is comfortable for you to consume in a day, no more. On the day of the test you should avoid excessive water consumption because the "doseage" outlined in the Cookbook is fine tuned for getting results. If you have a glass in the morning, no big deal, but keep your EXTRA water consumption to a minimum on test day.

4. Exercise will help matabolize the THC acid stored in the fat. (You burn fat you burn off THC along with it) This isn't absolutely necessary to get the desired end results, but it is suggested as a normal part of a healthy lifestyle. If you wish to exercise, then by all means do so, you should just discontinue heavy exercise 48 hours prior to the test deadline. This is because you do not want EXTRA toxins being released from your system around the test deadline. Remember, when you take this test your body will not be totally detoxed from THC, but, by using this system properly you will not have any of these toxins in your urine for a certain period of time. This is the main focus, controlling the contents of the urine for a short duration of time.

As far as diet goes, some suggest heavy eating. Many times they may make this suggestion because they want you to increase consumption of foods that will aid in the detox process, such as red meat to increase creatine levels. With the refined system that is outlined in the Detox Drink Cookbook, you are taking specific amounts of certain ingredients. There is no need to increase food consumption. The main thing is to AVOID foods that will HINDER the detoxification process, such as caffein and fatty greasy foods. With this system, it is also important to eat very light the day of the test, or not at all. You want to have an empty stomach when you begin the procedure. This way you are only getting OUT the certain things that you are putting IN.

5. Some suggestions on ways that YOU, in particular, can maximize your detoxifiication effort - Since you are taking a higher than average doseage, you should allow a little extra time concerning the chain of events before the test. Take any of the ingredients that you have that are in HARD TABLET form about 1/2 an hour before you take anything in SOFT CAPSULE form. This allows extra time for the tablets to break down in your stomach. (take them with a little water) Next, drink your drink formula about 2 hours before the test deadline, then wait the normal 15 minutes before you drink the additional water (as directed) What this will do is allow YOU more time to dispell fluids before you go, which leads me to the next very important suggestion. You want to urinate a minimum of 2 - 3 times before you go down to take the test. You don't have to worry about not being able to go when you are there, just go ahead and urinate as much as possible before you head out. By the time you get there, you will have no problem mustering up a sample.

Finally, I know that these times can be stressful, but please try to relax because, by the time this is all over, I'm sure you will look back and say "I did all of that worrying for nothing!" Just follow the outlined plan in the Cookbook as well as these additional tips and your sample will be as clean as a whistle. (Of course I guarantee it)

Thank you very much, I appreciate your bravery in facing this upcoming test, as well as your commitment for educating yourself on how to go about passing it. If you need ANY further assistance in ANY way, you can reach me directly at [email protected] I want to be with you every step of the way through this.

P.S. Could you at least drop me a note and let me know how this all went for you, it's always nice to hear good news! Thanks Alot - Jason