Riddle

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

The bear is white

at least you didnt say why good job 10 points

[KottonMouthSara]

ditto, minus giving it away :P





so you build a perfectly square house, and all four walls face the south.

a bear walks by, what color is the bear?

How can u build a perfectly square house when all walls are facing the same direction?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

try this one...

3 men go into a hotel, they each pay 10$. so in total they pay 30.the manager realizes he over charged them so he give a bellboy 5$ to give back to the 3 men...the bellboy thinks to himself you can't split 5$ 3 ways so he steals 2$ and gives them each 1$. now they have all paid 9$ 9X3=27 ......27=2 in bellboys pocket=29 .

one dollar is missing?

wow how'd you do that?!? lmao im really busting a nut over this one :P

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

How can u build a perfectly square house when all walls are facing the same direction?

think about the answer first.

[MudFu]

Well...walls all face the same direction...four ways. Thats how I see it. And he gave you a good hint in the riddle.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

In the south pole?

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to.

He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room.

The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room.

The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room.

The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Hehe this is so good
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he bought air and water? I have no idea.


This is an old one...

A man is found in a room hanging from a ceiling with a puddle of water under him, and that's all. How did the man kill himself if there was no chair or stool to stand on?

[Capt. Carl]

How small is my penis?

[MudFu]

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to.

He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room.

The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room.

The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room.

The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Hehe this is so good

I wanna know the answer ...the othe ones I heard before...

[KottonMouthSara]

Well...walls all face the same direction...four ways. Thats how I see it. And he gave you a good hint in the riddle.

Ok i still don't get it

[MudFu]

A man is found in a room hanging from a ceiling with a puddle of water under him, and that's all. How did the man kill himself if there was no chair or stool to stand on?

I'm guess cuz I have no clue...but he fell throught the roof when he was having a shower...