the funniest person on the boards

[delusionsofNORMALity]

whys ur mood depressed?

depression is the natural reaction to the realization that reality sucks and i can't shake this nagging suspicion that reality is catching up with me. guess i need another joint.
:stoned:

[ReUp]

Birdgirl.






And by funny I thought you meant awesome.

[birdgirl73]

Aww, that's sweet. I interpret "funny" as crack-me-up, wickedly funny. Here are the ones I can remember who've made me have tears running down my face before from laughing so hard (and I'm quite serious about this):

Stinkyattic
Robert42
Mrs. Greenjeans
Geonagual
Hamlet
DelusionsofNormality
Psycho4Bud

I've also been motivated to doubled-over laughter-tears by another member, Dave Byrd, who is my spouse. But not so much from his actual posts as much as his wry comments sometimes when he's reading here and feels compelled to make an editorial comment.

[The Colonel]

i'd have to go with ethsfreshman
best ive seen on here yet

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

off topic: Birdie, you do realize, if you turn out to be black, you're going to be under a tremendous amount of pressure to grow a butt? Woe betide the Nubian Princess who is lacking in the trunk junk department. She is laughed at above all others. I should know. I have a very unsisterly butt if my weight drops below 110.

I hope you're eating well. In the immortal words of Sir Mixx A Lot: Just give me a sistah, I can't resist her, red beans and rice didn't miss her.

/threadjack

[birdgirl73]

You did that to me intentionally, didn't you, Mrs. G? To make me laugh hysterically again to the point of tears as I was thinking about the song "Baby Got Back"? It worked!!

Is a ghetto butt a requirement even if I'm only 1 - 3% black? If it is, I think when I get a bit more weight back on, I'll still have it covered. My "pelvic girdle" is narrow from side to side but has a nice, rounded upturn in the back that you can, under normal circumstances, bounce a quarter off of. Even in my somewhat emaciated condition, you can still see traces of my sistahly butt, at least if I'm wearing the right jeans. I think you'd approve.

Birdie's heading out the door to Popeye's for some beans and rice now . . . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Right on! Popeye's can be a friend to the underweight. Gawd I love their biscuits.

[Scarlet Sky]

hands down.... greenjeans

[delusionsofNORMALity]

mrs.gj & bg:

i am honored to be on the lists of two wonderful ladies such as yourselves. i shall endeavor to maintain my low standards in order to keep you both properly amused.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

mrs.gj & bg:

i am honored to be on the lists of two wonderful ladies such as yourselves. i shall endeavor to maintain my low standards in order to keep you both properly amused.

I think I was just insulted, but it was so elegantly and politely done that I'm not sure.:wtf: