Everyone I meet online, I swear is a cop.
I think someone of my best stoner friends are undercover cops
I think my friends are plotting against me.
I think there's cameras in public bathroom stalls .
I think all mirrors are double sided
I think there are some things I shouldn't say, because "they" will get pissed.
I used to think my om wanted to kill me and have refused to eat her food.
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