Quote Originally Posted by OzzyOz
* some of these may be offensive, well they are... so prepare to be offended *











Sex positions/ in bed lingo...


Chili dog - when you shit on a girls chest, and tittyfuck her ( that's just a little weird... )

Found these two from some guys post on Marihemp...

Abraham Lincoln - Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the doggie style position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby batter in his partner's face.






Add to the list :-) I'm missing alot on purpose, because some are just unexplainable.
ROFL LINCOLN!