Sex Lingo?

[zomgs wife]

what about tinaksdays?

[zomg]

what about tinaksdays?

dont whip it out in church, i got told youo cant do that...sheesh

[zomgs wife]

Don't make me call Ganeesh! He'll slice you up good, together with your lil cathlic/muslim mixed church!!!

[zomg]

Don't make me call Ganeesh! He'll slice you up good, together with your lil cathlic/muslim mixed church!!!

i couldnt afford church, cut it out of my budget all together

[zomgs wife]

What budget? The closest thing you have to a budget is the filthy greece inbetween your eyelids

[zomg]

What budget? The closest thing you have to a budget is the filthy greece inbetween your eyelids

OMG NOT GREECE, i thought for sure spain but greece...i have your pussy juices on my eyelids bits. btw, get back to work, i aint making money so you can talk...open wide

[zomgs wife]

im not opening anything before i see a contract and a permission slip signed by your mommy!

[zomg]

im not opening anything before i see a contract and a permission slip signed by your mommy!

i feed you bits, and this is one of your meals

[zomgs wife]

not bits, but bitz. Like bahbitzfa! I'm tired of you always having to be such a muslim cathlic with a bit of jewish mixed in you. Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.

[MullManiac]

Why not just ring each other