Sex Lingo?

[weedia]

Yeah, the one where you blast on the face and punch her is an Angry Dragon 'round here.

Or, there's the Bucking Bronco. Mount her from behind, and try to get as close to being directly on top of her as possible. Then, when it's getting good, whisper in her ear "Your insides feel just like your sister's", and try to stay on for 8 seconds!

hahahaha..that cracked me up

[zomg]

* some of these may be offensive, well they are... so prepare to be offended *











Sex positions/ in bed lingo...


Chili dog - when you shit on a girls chest, and tittyfuck her ( that's just a little weird... )

Found these two from some guys post on Marihemp...

Abraham Lincoln - Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the doggie style position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby batter in his partner's face.






Add to the list :-) I'm missing alot on purpose, because some are just unexplainable.

ROFL LINCOLN!

[zomgs wife]

don't cry for me.. i'm already dead :'(

[zomg]

don't cry for me.. i'm already dead :'(

dont cry ecause you want a chilli dog

[zomgs wife]

dont cry ecause you want a chilli dog

I dont eat animals!! :dance:

[zomg]

I dont eat animals!! :dance:

how can you say that when you clearly love the sausage?

[zomgs wife]

/\ sausages aren't made from animals you dingous!!! They're made of rice, chicken buttocks, and human penises (mostly female penises).

[zomg]

/\ sausages aren't made from animals you dingous!!! They're made of rice, chicken buttocks, and human penises (mostly female penises).

idiot, chicken buttocks.k.

[zomgs wife]

you racist!

[zomg]

you racist!

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