Sex Lingo?

[ichaseclowns]

Strawberry shortcake - when getting oral, jizz on the chicks upper lip then punch her in the nose.... get it?

Who comes up with these??

ichaseclowns Reviewed by ichaseclowns on 11-28-2005. Sex Lingo? * some of these may be offensive, well they are... so prepare to be offended:D * Rating: 5

[LegalizeItSLT]

dudes... the rusty trombone is when the girl is eating out the dudes asshole, and reaches around his body and gives him a handjob.... you know like moving the slide part of the trombone! HOW RANK!

Glass Bottom Boat- When you cover the girls face with saran wrap.. then shit on it so she can see it squish onto the wrap

Bismark- Punch her in the face... jizz on the blood and smear it all around

[KeanBean]

dirty bronson- shit in a sock n slap someone

[OzzyOz]

lol
my bad on the rusty trombone, i've heard from lots of people that was it...

i don't like the violent ones at all, that's just fucked up... even more fucked up than the chili dog!!!

[LegalizeItSLT]

i agree dude... i'd never hit a woman.. i simply worship them along with ganja. There is no doubt in my mind that theres no better thing than a hot girlfriend that loves ganja.. basically just like mine, im blessed.
o yea and i forgot

this one is terrible: the pink sock: rail her up the ass without any lube at all, pull out quickly and her fuckin colon or some shit is wrapped around your dick. I heard that somewhere i dont remember where. Correct me on my anatomy if you wish! Peace.. toke on brothas

[Satovan]

I always heard ripping a girls intestines out when ramming her up her ass is called a Boston Red Sock. I've heard pink sock used as a term for a giant black man wearing your intestines on his penis to show off his butt raping powers in prison.

[OzzyOz]

i agree dude... i'd never hit a woman.. i simply worship them along with ganja. There is no doubt in my mind that theres no better thing than a hot girlfriend that loves ganja.. basically just like mine, im blessed.
o yea and i forgot

this one is terrible: the pink sock: rail her up the ass without any lube at all, pull out quickly and her fuckin colon or some shit is wrapped around your dick. I heard that somewhere i dont remember where. Correct me on my anatomy if you wish! Peace.. toke on brothas

WTF
is that shit even possible!!!!??!?!

[justinsane]

back side fakie!! hahah that shit is too funny

[Pichacho]

this ones also bad, not as bad as the pink sock or whatever... thats just fucking nasty.

Glory Hole/Red Alert - stab someone and fuck the hole

[Funkamander]

Yeah, the one where you blast on the face and punch her is an Angry Dragon 'round here.

Or, there's the Bucking Bronco. Mount her from behind, and try to get as close to being directly on top of her as possible. Then, when it's getting good, whisper in her ear "Your insides feel just like your sister's", and try to stay on for 8 seconds!