God damn!
I'm more then a foot shorter then you guys.

I'm 5' 120lbs. You'd smush my ass.

I got messed up the other night and was standing in the corner of my room and I swear, I fuckin' grew. Like I could touch the ceiling. Then I started talking about Alice in Wonderland and my friend looked at me as if Jimmy Hendrix was growing out of my left buttcheek.

I don't know, being short is alright...