LOL- Ya cokeheads: Britons branded cocaine kings of Europe

[king kong bong]

yes sir. cup o' tea guvnor?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

yes sir. cup o' tea guvnor?

No thanks, I hate all hot drinks, apart from hot blackcurrant.

I love how you speak the English (proper English) language so well, and know all the cockney rhyming slang.. you gotta come over here and meet up with some of us Brits for a toke and a laugh

[robert42]

you gotta come over here and meet up with some of us Brits for a toke and a laugh

if u want 3 sheets to enter YOUR "HOLE" then yea come to britain stay at his house

he'll pretend the "SPARE ROOM" he promised u "is BEING PAINTED" so u have to sleep in his bed, ull wake up with WARM WHITE MAYONAISE LIKE SUBSTANCE over your arse

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

if u want 3 sheets to enter YOUR "HOLE" then yea come to britain stay at his house

he'll pretend the "SPARE ROOM" he promised u "is BEING PAINTED" so u have to sleep in his bed, ull wake up with WARM WHITE MAYONAISE LIKE SUBSTANCE over your arse

Well that only happened once.. I didn't hear you complaining though!

[F L E S H]

Take that, Britons! Italy, cocaine capital of the world... And this is true, I go Italy often, and EVERYONE I know has done at least a line at least once...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4746787.stm

Italian river 'full of cocaine'

The results suggested cocaine was in regular use in the areas tested
Scientists have found large quantities of a cocaine by-product in a river in northern Italy - suggesting consumption is much higher than previously thought.
The River Po was found to be carrying the equivalent of nearly 4kg (8.8lb) of cocaine daily. The Po Valley is home to about five million people.

The study estimated daily consumption to be about 27 doses (100mg or 0.004oz each) per 1,000 young adults.

The study was published by the web journal Environmental Health.

The chemical tested - benzoylecgonine (BE) - had arrived via the sewage system from the urine of drug users. A by-product of cocaine metabolism, it cannot be produced by other means.

The estimated daily consumption "greatly exceeds official national figures," the report says.

'Staggering' figures

The team says the test has to be refined before being applied on a vast scale.



The team, led by Dr Ettore Zuccato from the Mario Negri Institute for Pharmacological Research in Milan, said they were taken aback by their findings, whose economic impact they described as "staggering".

"The large amount of cocaine (at least 1,500 kg/3,307lb) that our findings suggest are consumed per year in the River Po basin would amount... to about $150m (£84m) in street value," the scientists wrote in the journal.

They said the figure of 4kg of cocaine equivalent carried by the Po daily indicated about 40,000 doses of cocaine per day for the region.

But official estimates indicated only about 15,000 doses per month for young adults in the region.

The team hope that in the near future, they will be able to develop similar tests in order to assess the true number of cannabis and heroin users.

[F L E S H]

I like the end of the article too... they want to find a similar text for weed... I'm sure if they ever did that text, they'd have almost no choice but to de-criminalize weed when they realize exactly how many people actually smoke :stoned:

[king kong bong]

hahaha you 2 blokes make me cows calf. i will definitely hit you chaps up when i visit jolly ol' england.

god save the queen!!!!!

[Nullific]

Is it just me or does 171 people seem like not that many out of 6.8% of a population of over 60 million?
That would be over 4 million users, and those are just the people admitting to it.

[chisme]

Coke is way too glamourised, like all the celebrities that are able to openly talk about using it all the time, and no one cares, no police enquiries, whereas, if I told the papers about me using coke, and spending hundreds on it every day (if they'd even print my story), I bet my house would be raided within a week!

lol yeah it has been been over-rated recently like wiv all that sexy and the city type shit that gives the image of clean upper class people do it because its sum type of ''special'' drugs that yuppies are aloud to take because ''its all part of modern day yar yar wheres my filafax i need my dealers n.o

when really its like snif snif my nose is numb sniff sniff sniff sniff can u lend me 10 pound plz mate sniff sniff

[chisme]

im not trying to get u down but cmon man u pay 20 pound for half a gram cant u see that its killing you man ho damn nose bleeding like your face been blamed.

u crackhead wheres your nose gone i know wot u did today. but wot u gonna do when social services take your kids away. u look bate on road wiv your unwashed clothes and dirty nails. blud your addictied youll do anything for 5grams on the scales!


-fumin