In an April News Release, these are the myths of the "myths" that we have to resolve

[Ganj]

Myth: Marijuana is medicine.

Reality: Smoked marijuana is not medicine.
The scientific and medical communities have determined that smoked marijuana is a health danger, not a cure. There is no medical evidence that smoking marijuana helps patients. In fact, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved no medications that are smoked, primarily because smoking is a poor way to deliver medicine. Morphine, for example has proven to be a medically valuable drug, but the FDA does not endorse smoking opium or heroin.

Bullshit! If that girl would have listened to the dealer and smoked some marijuana she would have felt better and probably had the most amazing time of her life. Look at her now. Tsk, tsk, tsk. It must've been one killer roll-hug (no pun intended).

Reading that article cracked me up. I could just imagine the conversation between the girls friends and the drug dealer.

girls: "She's dying, what do we do?"
dealer: "Oh shit! She must be rolling too hard...uhhh...smoke some weed! She'll feel better"
girls: "Alright"