Quote Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd
Well, iv already spanked my monkey twice.... now what?

The fucker threw up on my sheets
Aww damn man, but do it some more.

Then drink (I've had 2 bottles of 7.5% cider, 2 cans of guiness which I necked in 15 secs each, and got rum and coke now, but as I was an alcoholic it's not taking much effect, damn) a lot of alcohol, then smoke some nutmeg, proceed to eat 3 tblspns of it, then fart on the floor, and hope whoever's in the room below hears it, it's fun