fighting techniques Help

[50BagOfGreens]

yay 420 posts

[BoyNamedSue]

how to win a fight...

-keep your momentum moving forward, make the asshole keep backing up
-hit hard, hit a lot
-aim for the nose, a good shot to the box and anyone will tear up and let their guard down.

most importantly, if you want to win fights, you need to be able to take hits. you might win but that doesnt mean you wont get your ass kicked in the process.

[xplodingmonkey1]

Well kicks are very nice if you can use them effectively. Hence my 3 years of TKD. But anyway, in the situations I've been in usually a good shot to the solar plexes if he's not expecting it will end it if you know how to channel energy behind your blows. Also Noteable targets: Nose
Jaw
Side of the Neck (never in the adam's apple unless you want to kill him)
Floating Ribs



That should do ya.

ya i took karate untill brown belt (1 away from black) and he is right
one time i was playing hokey and got a puck to the solar plexus and I couldnt move 4 a wile so try for that wen he is not xpecting


then after u kik his ass get high :rasta:

[d00d989]

this is a VERY effective technique.

ok first, walk up to him and start talking shit or w/e.
then, out of nowhere, put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.

When he does that, you drill him right in the solarplexus (in the middle-front of your chest, where your ribs start to seperate. [basically, its directly in the middle of ur nippples,] when you hit him there, you WILL knock the wind out of him for at least 5-10 seconds.) when hes got the wind knocked out of him, he will be DEFENSELESS. so when he bends over trying to get breath, beat the fuck out of his face.

trust me, this WILL work. i am a amatuer boxer and i have gotten many knockouts by hitting my opponent in the solarplexus.

[mightymarijuanabuds]

then, out of nowhere, put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.

LOL.. i have been trying to ignore all these fighting tips, but this one is just too funny

both hands will not automatically go anywhere, unless he is a big pansy or he has no real fighting experience

a one handed strike can be blocked by one hand before it ever reaches the face, and if he has studied any form of martial arts, a single block can easily close your centerline and become a grab, which can easily become a lock or throw, once the centerline is closed there is no chance of counter attack until it is re-opened, the chances of which are slim against a smart/experienced opponent

again, you'll never learn anything about fighting by reading a bunch of kids shit talking online... it is kinda amusing though

[Polymirize]

this is a VERY effective technique.

ok first, walk up to him and start talking shit or w/e.
Ah yes, the psychological intimidation factor... good, good...

then, out of nowhere,
The element of surprise! Of course!

put ur hand in his face. He will then automatically put both his hands on his face to try to remove your hand from his face.
Um... ok you kinda lost me. I just reach out and put my hand on his face? He won't consider this to be a threatening gesture? No? I can just reach out and grab his face? Well that's very considerate of him. I also wonder why he'd use both of this hands? Oh but of course, because you're fighing that one guy who's never been in a schoolyard scuffle before. Of course they'll use both hands and leave themselves defenseless. It would be silly to expect otherwise...

trust me, this WILL work. i am a amatuer boxer.
I have no doubt about part of that.

all bold text my own

[mightymarijuanabuds]

ROFL

[EzRyder]

keep ur chin glued to your chest...keep swingin!~

[bonsaiguy]

OK, let me get this straight...you want to kill someone because he said bad things about you...are you stupid or what? Haven't you ever heard of the sticks and stones thing? And what if you meet up with him and he whips out a piece and you aren't lucky enough to be killed on the first shot...now you get to spend the next 40 years drooling and shitting on yourself while your mom slowly dies from the inside out. He said bad things about you...boo fucking hoo. You're offended and your feelings are hurt. Newsflash...you don't have a right not to be offended!! See a shrink and grow some self esteem. The people who count will know it's nothing but bullshit. Who cares about what others think.

I agree there is a time and a place for violence...namely, self defense and if you ever do take any martial arts classes you'd better keep your "I'll kick your ass" mentality to yourself or your teacher (at least the good ones) will throw you and your ass out the door in a heartbeat and probably keep you money too.

Now assuming you manage to graduate from high school, good luck trying to maintain that attitude, hold down a job, avoid beating your wife, kids (gods forbid you should ever breed) and pets and eventually committing suicide or ending up in prison getting butt punched for the rest of your days.

In other words, stop and think before you do something stupid.

[LittLeWinG]

mang just use your size too your advantage. Stay in control and just throw punches untill the bitch cries, always worked for me. DO NOT kick in the nuts or in shins or anything pussy like that :P you can if your desperate but i rekon that shit is really lame lol but anyway, bye :dance: