fighting techniques Help

[420purplehaze420]

i hate fighting and i dont usually do it but a sure fire way to win (saved my ass probably 10 or so times) fake a left to his chest and when he goes to block punch as hard as you possibly can in the side of the jaw and he will go down for sure, i usually put a bic lighter in my hand but ive seen footage of a valve breaking in the lighter from the blow and exploding in the guys hand. then when there down if it is a seriosu matter boot him in the ribs once or twice

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

im gonna save myself the effort of disagreeing because we aren't talking about something serious.. we are talking about a couple of kids shit talking, a silly reason to fight in the first place

beating someone unconscious CAN cause permanent damage, it may be unlikely, but it can happen... so until humans evolve to have eyes capable of doing an instant MRI, im gonna continue to say there are better ways of keeping someone down

if you have dominated the fight, there is no reason to cause ANY damage that you don't have to, i would let a fight go on as long as it had to or as long as i could without doing anything drastic

the longer the fight lasts with one person dominating, the bigger the blow is to the losers ego, it is way worse to lose a fight to someone who appeared to be hardly trying, than to get the living shit kicked outta you by someone who was in a blind rage.. the ability to not lose ourselves to anger is what separates us from animals :twocents:

If you bust someone's ego, then you make them want revenge more. If you prove plain and simple to them that if they start shit with you, they're gonna get the living fuck beat out of them, then they're unlikely to do it again.

Besides, if I were going to cripple someone they'll be living a very long, hellish eyes without a voice, eyes, or ears.

[Polymirize]

everyone in here can be so damned stupid sometime (although, this statement doesn't actually apply to everyone, just most of you).

1. You're not going to learn to fight from advice over the internet. It never seems to consider that an opponent might be fighting back. Possibly with the same advice.

2. There's only one purpose to fighting. To win. Fighting is competition, not cooperation. Thus there is no such thing as dirty fighting. Stop thinking you're fighting for your honor or some abstract concept. "Dirty fighting" is employed by anyone who wants to finish a fight. Don't think that just because you choose to not use all avalible weapons, your opponent won't either. Anyone who trades blow for blow is an idiot. If you have to fight, finish it as quickly and harmlessly as you can.

3. In regards to number two above, if you're fighting, its because you haven't overcome your animalistic drive for competition. You feel threatened in some way and need to lash out violently instead of using your human understanding to find a better solution. Its sad really. The best advice you could get has already been given... use your head.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

everyone in here can be so damned stupid sometime (although, this statement doesn't actually apply to everyone, just most of you).

1. You're not going to learn to fight from advice over the internet. It never seems to consider that an opponent might be fighting back. Possibly with the same advice.

2. There's only one purpose to fighting. To win. Fighting is competition, not cooperation. Thus there is no such thing as dirty fighting. Stop thinking you're fighting for your honor or some abstract concept. "Dirty fighting" is employed by anyone who wants to finish a fight. Don't think that just because you choose to not use all avalible weapons, your opponent won't either. Anyone who trades blow for blow is an idiot. If you have to fight, finish it as quickly and harmlessly as you can.

3. In regards to number two above, if you're fighting, its because you haven't overcome your animalistic drive for competition. You feel threatened in some way and need to lash out violently instead of using your human understanding to find a better solution. Its sad really. The best advice you could get has already been given... use your head.

what he said. minus #3.


and that i will fight for defense and protection alone, i fight fighters only.


also... where can i get some excelent (albiet free) kung fu, tae kwan do, katare, thai chi, judo, hopkido, and etc. training in? in Oregon....

[jfoster]

50bagâ?¦ yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well you know what, maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson . And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

whyd you take off the end part of your last post. -sighs-

i cant believe nobody noticed that all the stuff this guy said was from donnie darko. thats such a good movie

[Huntor]

go for a double leg takedown,secure side control.rain a few knees down and look for a submission,mabey an armbar.could then go to mount ,ground and pound.etc...
dont u watch UFC or Pride ?

[50BagOfGreens]

hmm let me ask you if you would fight someone who stole hundreds of dollars(over 500) from you, has told practically everyone you know that he beat your ass (never happened), and says that he is the only reason why anyone knows you(not true at all)? now answer that question with a simple yes or no oh and keep in mind that you were best friends with him for a few months.

[Joy.Discovery]

if this is a playground fight its all about confidence, you gotta keep it together. if you look hard you'll see that he's shitting himself, that'll be a big confidence boost. just strut up to him and grab his head, by his ears or his throat, and nut him as HARD AS YOU CAN. its pretty easy to grab someones head, but if you dont get that chance jab/chop his neck, that'll instantly stop him, then you can go to work on him. if he throws any punches try and grab his fist, its pretty easy, then twist his hand away from him. untill it breaks/ he starts crying/ he appologises.
thats all i got.

[mightymarijuanabuds]

i got into kung fu for free at my college.. only for the first semester.. after that it cost almost as much as my smokin habit at the time lol

you're gonna be very hard pressed to find any kind of instruction for free.. anywhere. just be wary of anyplace that promises you a rank or wants you to sign a contract... nobody can tell you for sure that you will be ready to rank in x amount of time, but many places will give it to you no matter how badly you suck, so long as you have paid them, it's all in the BS contract they shove at you :P


to answer that 50bag, NO

while you have a right to be pissed off about all that, if it really happened you were never friends to begin with.. kicking his ass isnt going to get your lost time spent on this asshole back, it isnt going to get you any money back, it might show a few people that he was lying about kicking your ass, but your real friends will know the truth without needing proof

karma will come back to bite him in the ass... it always does.

you can fight him over all that stupid BS, and show that you're no better than he is, or you can just tell your friends the truth, and if they don't believe it, fuck em.... a boy would rush off to fight him, a real man would chalk it up to experience, if you're secure than you don't need to prove anything. be the better man and be more careful about who you consider close friends in the future.

ohyea, and everything that poly said :thumbsup:

[mightymarijuanabuds]

if this is a playground fight its all about confidence, you gotta keep it together. if you look hard you'll see that he's shitting himself, that'll be a big confidence boost. just strut up to him and grab his head, by his ears or his throat, and nut him as HARD AS YOU CAN. its pretty easy to grab someones head, but if you dont get that chance jab/chop his neck, that'll instantly stop him, then you can go to work on him. if he throws any punches try and grab his fist, its pretty easy, then twist his hand away from him. untill it breaks/ he starts crying/ he appologises.
thats all i got.

rofl

so it's just that easy eh??