Educate her. Tell her that you smoke. Then go out and get a six-figure job. That's what I did. My parents know I smoke, but they're far more concerned about my alcoholic brother.

And anyone, regardless of age or status, who puts weed in the same category as heroin is ignorant at best, intellectually dishonest at worst.

Education is key.
Universer Reviewed by Universer on . Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned... Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned, my mother (who doesn't know i smoke) asks me to paint her nails/help do her make up/make a call etc??? Is it just me or do some people ask you to do almost the impossible when your stoned?! Of course I have to do these things but her nails end up looking like the result of nail varnish explosion, her face ends up looking like a clown and the person on the phone cant comprehend what the fuck im talking about!! Rating: 5