Hmmm, nah I doubt it...my mum always views drugs in one catagory!! Seriously, my mum could easily put Heroin and Weed in the same catagory.. Bless her though! But if she knew I smoked she would kick my ass!

But after I have massacered her nails she innocently asks 'oh darling, your a bit shaky, have you eaten?!' and i'm like 'Yeh, I had like 5 sandwiches ma' Bless
KottonMouthSara Reviewed by KottonMouthSara on . Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned... Why is it that EVERYTIME I get stoned, my mother (who doesn't know i smoke) asks me to paint her nails/help do her make up/make a call etc??? Is it just me or do some people ask you to do almost the impossible when your stoned?! Of course I have to do these things but her nails end up looking like the result of nail varnish explosion, her face ends up looking like a clown and the person on the phone cant comprehend what the fuck im talking about!! Rating: 5