Reminds me of a situation a few months back.

I had been smoking on a near daily basis...and kept some weed in my side pocket. One day, I was at an airport freight facility waiting to be unloaded...when this white with "department of homeland Security" pulls up outside and this cop with a German shepherd on a leash jump out and wlak inside. the cop looked military. He had his pants tucked into his boots.
so, the cop and his dog walk into the back of the building and around the corner out of sight...then they come back a minute later. The dog has a dog smile on his face and is carrying a small package. The cop is proud of the dog. The dog is proud of himself for finding the bomb-making material that was planted earlier in the day. all part of a test they do at random from time to time.
So, I'm standing by the door...and here comes the cop and his dog. the fucking dog is looking right at me as he walks slightly sideways like dogs do. He's still got that dog smile on his face...but those beady litle brown dog eyes are checking me out from head to foot. Then a horrible thought came to mind. Was that weed in my pocket today? Did I leave it at home? Would this fucking dog sniff me out and have me arrested? Would I be in violation of the codes of justice related to terorism and homeland security? Holy fuck, I thought...as my heart rate picked up speed.

Luckliy, the cop and dog walk right by and out the door...into the white van, driving away all happy...off to buy doggie treats without a doubt.
Roadking Reviewed by Roadking on . I smell like weed. It's in dimebags and it's in my pockets. It's been AT LEAST six months since I have had weed that is that potent. I don't really remember last night, I remember parts, but not the whole night. Oh well. I think I'm gonna get stoned and watch GoodFellas. Anybody else get that "Turkey Weed" this year? Rating: 5