Gee Caruso your bouncy little turtle man looks so happy.....

it can't possibly be that bad....

here's a funny joke.....

Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary.

Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude.

Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet.

Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior".

Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?"
BlueCat00 Reviewed by BlueCat00 on . Attention everyone. Urgent. Hello everyone. I have to tell everyone something. I'm about to write a letter to everyone here and post it as soon as I'm done. I don't know how long it will take to write it. Here's the Cliff's Notes version for now though. I wanted to kill myself last night and almost did. I got help. I'm as close to fine as I can be right now. Don't worry about me. My best friend is with me. The full story of who, what, when, where, why, and how everything happened is coming as soon as I'm done Rating: 5