Aight, I'm about to start knockin' bitches out pretty fuckin' soon.



If you named a movie that was made after 1975, I'm going to sodomize you with a laserdisk player. Be prepared.

Furthermore, on a slightly related note, War of the Worlds (the new one) can only be described with the sound effect "CLUNK!"

I'll cram it up your ass, too.


AND, remember to wear your safety goggles when masturbating. Unless you be woman. If you be woman, just some yellow rubber boots will do.


And doublefurthermore, Wheel of Fortune sucks ass. Why, WHY? Why would they clap for somebody just for rolling a fucking wheel!?

And yet henceforth, to end on a high note. Uh. I can't think of one. Go fuck yourself, Santa's dead.

Oh, and, according to Greek mythology, Hermes and Aphrodite had a child. It was both male and female. Which is where Hermaphrodite came from.

I honestly can't remember what this all started as. But, I do remember Torog. Fuck that fucker. Fuck that fucker right in his gay fucking ass. Fuck shit ass ass ass ass.


"LOOK, MA! NO HANDS!"
*falls to his death*