Quote Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Santa you better go get your christmas shopping before the snow comes you have alot to get.
Are you kidding? Santa's a cheap bastard who grows his own wood and employs homeless midgets, who work for food, to carve that wood into crap to give out.

Don't get me started on Mrs Clause. Ever asked for Legos and gotten socks? That's the work of Mrs. Clause.