"Hi kids, do you like cannabis? Wanna see me pack a fat bowl and then smoke out if? Wanna be like me and do exactly as I did? Wanna say words like dank, roach, bud, reefer and nugget? My brain says wait, just a minute, I can't think another thought! This shit's all clogged up with tetra-hydra-cannabinaut and joey d says 'hey dave, I'm pretty hungry' so I say 'let's eat!' and he says 'I don't feel like walking, man, do you wanna carry me?'..."
- To be sung to Eminem's "My name is"


Point: CANNABINAUT should definitly be the new name.