The part that makes me laugh is the first part.

200 to 500 million little spermatozoa, of yours, swimming around your own mouth.

Around 200 million to 500 million spermatozoa (also called sperm cells or spermatozoans), produced in the testes, are released per ejaculation. However, they make up only about 2â??5% of the volume of semen. The bulk of the semen is composed of seminal plasma, the fluid portion of semen. This fluid is contributed by the accessory male reproductive organs. Some 60% of the volume of ejaculate is produced by the seminal vesicles, and most of the remainder is generated by the prostate. A small amount of viscous mucus secreted by the bulbourethral glands contributes to the cohesive jelly-like texture of semen.

Seminal plasma of humans contains a complex range of organic and inorganic constituents. They include metal and salt ions, sugars, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, prostaglandin hormones, amino acids and basic amines. The purpose of the seminal plasma is to provide a nutritive and protective medium for the spermatozoa during their journey through the female reproductive tract. - that's wikipedia