Goldfish Optimal Experience

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Dear Fellow Cannabis.com Goldfish Lovers,

I got one of those big goldfish and it looks kind of depressed sometimes. As depressed as a fish can look anyway. Sometime it will sit at the bottom of the bowl so I'll feed it or change its water but that doesn't always help. How can I give my goldfish the best possible experience here on earth?

ps - I don't have much money

Adaisychain

Go to a water park and take fishy with you.. that only costs like $30 maybe.
Put it in the toilet, flush it and pull fishy out before it goes down.
Put fishy in the bath full of water, take the plug out and there's a free ride

Blow hits into the fish tank with a straw