Quote Originally Posted by santa
Here are some questions u can ask ppl to annoy...
  • If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

  • If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

  • Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
1. In case there's a natural disaster, they'll need to lock up shop, or if they get robbed, they can lock the doors when the thieves fuck off.

2.The cat would land on it's feet, as it's heavier than the toast, and toast is inanimate.

3. The keys on ATM machines are probably universal keys, they aren't going to make a different set of buttons for drive up ones.

4. Because if it didn't work for some reason they wouldn't get infected, also because it's the right thing to do, sterilizing is the future.

5. Because they are fuckin' idiots.

Sorry to ruin this for you