I dont know any of these OBH, im just lifting them off the net, and filtering the crap out

The Triplets
There is this lady who is pregnant with triplets. The first baby
tells the other two, "When I get out of here I'm gonna be an
electrician because it's to damn dark up in here." The second
baby says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a doctor,
because this cord is bugging the hell out of me." The third baby
says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a hunter, because
if that damn snake comes up here one more time, I'm gonna cut
it's fucking head off."