Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in
the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch
of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns
asked. "Of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh
my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I
poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.