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[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oof! 3 sheets, I didnt know you had it in you!
such smut *tut tut*

Sorry about that.. i don't know what came over me!

[SensiRide]

Sorry about that.. i don't know what came over me!

oops, that could have been me, you got me excited there with that filthy talk!

[santa]

I dont know any of these OBH, im just lifting them off the net, and filtering the crap out

The Triplets
There is this lady who is pregnant with triplets. The first baby
tells the other two, "When I get out of here I'm gonna be an
electrician because it's to damn dark up in here." The second
baby says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a doctor,
because this cord is bugging the hell out of me." The third baby
says, "When I get out of here I'm going to be a hunter, because
if that damn snake comes up here one more time, I'm gonna cut
it's fucking head off."

[santa]

Lottery Winner
A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack
for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

He says, "I don't care. Just get the fuck out."

/////// are these getting tedious now?

[SensiRide]

Im sorry, that was quite dirty *blush*

[santa]

Im running out of fresh material, but i got this 5 seconds ago, check it out

EDIT: looks like ull need to click it

[the last stand]

lmao

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Im sorry, that was quite dirty *blush*

Lol,. it's alll good

[santa]

A smoking reference and a nice pinch of filth:

A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an
extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she
sees the size.

One night when him and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he
decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small
dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there impatiently waiting to
see her reaction.

His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."

[santa]

These jokes are definatley getting blander, still......

A man and his wife got to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
Anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25
years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my
naked body in front of you, what was going through you mind?"

The husband repled, "All I wanted to do was to fuck you brains
out, and suck your tits dry."

The as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking
now?"

He replied, "It looks like I did a pretty good job."