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[santa]

Lets get some dirty jokes in here!!!!

[santa]

I stole this one off a joke site, but i payed for it in pop-ups, damn, 7 of em

A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into
a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft
as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in
room 436."

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lets get some dirty jokes in here!!!!

I licked your mum's clit thrice last week.

Dirty enough?

[santa]

I licked your mum's clit thrice last week.

Dirty enough?

Oh yeah, keep it comin!!!

Sex In The Dark
Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that
they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his
inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the
lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to
explain our 2 kids!!!"

[the last stand]

and i stuck your dad in the arse! yeah! oh, hang on, oh no....

[lateralus]

Oh yeah, keep it comin!!!

Sex In The Dark
Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that
they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his
inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the
lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"

"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to
explain our 2 kids!!!"

Haha

[santa]

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.
One night, they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have
sex.

(The daughter looks puzzled.)

Mom: That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina.
That's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you
get when you do that?

Mom: Jewelry, dear

[SensiRide]

shit, I dont know any off the top of my head santa, but here are some pics I can make into avatars........

[SensiRide]

I licked your mum's clit thrice last week.

Dirty enough?

Oof! 3 sheets, I didnt know you had it in you!
such smut *tut tut*

[the last stand]

here are some pics my mate and i did whilst stoned off our tits....