Well lets see here....Halloween is the celebration for witchcraft....Thanksgiving the genocide of the Indians...Christmas isn't "religiously correct" anymore.

And people say war mongles are downers??? So who's gonna shoot the easter bunny in the ass? Valentines day will be proclamed as evil for endorsing promiscuous sex.

We should create a holiday for assholes so all "anti-holiday" people of the world won't feel left out! :thumbsup: