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06-12-2006, 04:39 PM #27Senior Member
Oh the Mistakes I've made....
Damn straight- and Allman Bros, MArshall Tucker Band, but ESPECIALLY Little Feat.
So as I don't get scolded for straying from the thread...
DON'T be afraid to ask questions...that old hippie lady who works at the local garden center is a great resource for tomato growing advice. You might even consider buying some actual tomato seeds from her and....
DO grow an outdoor garden, the bigger the better, with other types of plants. It gives you not only valuable experience and a place to test techniques, but also AN EXCUSE FOR HAVING A LOT OF AGRICULTURAL SHIT LAYING AROUND. "Oh hi officer, you just popped by to see why you found so many empty bottles of fertilizer in my trash? Why don't you pop around back and help yourself to some zucchini. It'll come in handy back at the station..."
DON'T throw away growing-related garbage in your own trash. Take it to the landfill yourself, in a different bag from your other garbage. Or use the dumpster at a huge apartment complex.
DO Make sure you have a damn good job to go to every day and file taxes on. Hint: A job as a waitress or bartender or stripper or anything tipped is a great way to explain having extra cash around. Seriously, my growing hero (before this person got STUPID and got into hard shit) filed takes as -no crap- an exotic dancer. Despite the fact that this was a homely individual who I would pay to see REMAIN clothed... but it works for tax purposes.
DON'T be conspicuous. That tinted SUV is probably not a great idea if you are claiming only $20,000 in taxes from your day job at the mall.
DO plan on being educated enough to be completely self-sufficient so you can pursue this relaxing hobby in the privacy of your own home, not having to worry about putting roommates or family at risk, or yourself at risk by pissing them off enough to yap.\"Careful what you carry- \'cause the Man is wise- you are still an outlaw in their eyes\" -Steely Dan
\"Multiple pieces of anecdotal evidence do not equal scientific fact.\" -Rhizome
\"If the Queen Bee ain\'t happy... the hive isn\'t happy!\"-Dutch Pimp
http://boards.cannabis.com/basic-gro...e-harvest.html<-It\'s a grow guide! Enjoy!
http://boards.cannabis.com/plant-pro...hy-how-do.html <- all the boring stuff about soil chemistry you never wanted to know
http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/...ml#post1837597 <-how to make canna caramels
http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/...ml#post1820481 <-illustrated cloning guide permalink
Contacting Her Dankness: stinkyattic at hushm4il-please use the same discretion you do on the boards, thanks.
I don\'t claim to know the first thing about growing anything; hell, I can\'t make a Chia pet sprout.
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