THE BIGGEST THREAD WITH ALL THE STUPIDIEST QUOTES POSSIBLE FROM CANNABIS.COM

[Swizzy89304]

An old thread that deserves a bump

[Its a Plant]

^wrote that when stoned...think its pretty funny

haha, who quotes themselves? funnnnyyyy.

Chappelle's show:

"yo, that's the sickest mutha fucka I eva seen in the alley son!"

[Goodman3eb]

Well, check my sig for one.

Also:

I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?

[soxsuk6432]

Damn that sucks. They were probably crack dealers that sold it to you. A good pot dealer wouldn't rip you off....at least I wouldn't if I was one. Although I have been ripped off twice from getting it by (alternative means. hehe ), I learned from it. I develop some type of relationship w/my ppl I buy from.

Just one in a million from this guy..

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

mmm dunno if this would count as a stupid quote...meh!

Mine would have a Mystical POWER which had the capabilty of a Self Cleaning mechanism whilst also fertilising its own ICE

[420ultimatesmokage]

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i think my weed may be way TOO dank

[acrca]

hahaha ive seen this one before, but it doesnt get old ha edited this twice lolOriginally Posted by aparadis
I just soaked my dick in clorox bleach to pass a piss test. Hurts like hell. How long will this last? And how well does this work?
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[JunkYard]

I love this thread!

Funny sh!t! The clorox one got me rolling . . .

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

You know you love it!

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.

[Euphoric]

HEY HE WOULD INVITE THEM BOTH BUT ITS PRETTY HARD TO GET A COMPUTER SCREEN TO WALK :ROLLEYES:

If by too many you mean none, then yes, I have had too many anti-depressants.

peyote has been known to cause hallucinations, cold sweats, or in McCauley Caulkin's case, immortality

what a time consuming task