THE BIGGEST THREAD WITH ALL THE STUPIDIEST QUOTES POSSIBLE FROM CANNABIS.COM

[God v2.0]

lol beach guy... Now i look like a retard! I like it tho lol!

Fuck, i just took 4 hits from my 2 foot bong, filed up with ice and freezing water, and smoked a nie cigar and now im listening to trippy music. I feel great, like im on top of the world. I love this feeling. Everyone is your friend.

that feeling is alerting car thieves and murderers to your location right now. for your sake i hope you aint in the ghetto son.

[CocaCola]

holy god dude, why the hell was that ermitonto guy banned? his post on the second page where he made fun of that dyslexic kid is the single funniest thing ive ever read in any forum.

I believe he means can of LAGER.*

Simple as that. Oh yeah, I FORGOT TO LAUGH.

[Eshelmen]

"Smoke weed"

dunno who says that 0_o

[Swizzy89304]

Heres another thats just popped up on some thread about a bumblebee...

i wanna get a sloth stoned

[lateralus]

Lateralus had it in his sig.

Yes he did.

[Swizzy89304]

Haha, I read that on your sig before and read the thread aswell.

I thought Stephielamb's thread about menthol cigarettes was funny as hell. You can find it here http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=46691

[LIP]

Whats this world comming to if kids cant even get shrooms or acid???

That's one from me a while ago. I think Kush Over or someone with part of the name Kush has it in their sig

[cannabis campbell]

Can you give your self a blowjob with a vacuum cleaner? Have any of you guys ever tried this? does it work?

Haha i found this one funny

[Kush Over]

That's one from me a while ago. I think Kush Over or someone with part of the name Kush has it in their sig

Mm, maybe?

Perhaps?

Could it be?

I'll have to remember that quote. I think George Washington said it, though.

"Man, what's the world coming to? I can't even get some fuckin' acid, or shrooms! Martha, get me my pipe and some weed, damnit!"

[Fan o KmK]

more (and if u have funyn quotes that are stupid than go ahead, in fact any funny/stupid quotes are ok lol)

just want a good laugh cmon guy search a bit... im doing all the job!

im doing all the job! roffles!!!! im doing all the work?