lol ehh newbs. we were all one at one time. its ok tho. heres what i would do if i was you.

1) go to the store and buy some papers...what are they gona do? arrest you for tryin to buy a pack of paper? no. its worth a try. do that.

2). make a fucking pipe. dude u can drill two holes in a stick and have the best pipe ever.

3. homade bong. get a bic pen, and knock off the ends so its a tube, then stick some tin foil in one end so its a bowl, then stick that whole thing into the side of a bottle to make a bong and inhale through the place where teh cap goes.

4.) if your set on rolling a j even tho u dont know how, get some gum with the silver wrapping, and roll it up alot, then scrape it off and it works just fine.

5.) hotknife

6.) get a pen with a metal tip. unscrew it and take the inc thing out. then reverse teh metal tip around, so u got a bowl and a pen. check out the pic> ======<